By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 358
You deserved it 16 774

Same thing different taste

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MerrikBarbarian 9
tylersign 11

Too bad we don't get graded for cute-ness in school. xD

I doodled a whale on a text once... A week of detention haha. I guess the teacher thought it was her?

*didn't write that You're just on a ******* roll today, aren't you?

flamerocker 9

#1 That's what my girlfriend said the first time she saw my penis...

Haha, that's what happens when you believe all you read on My Life Is Av*censored*.

Op should have drawn a gigantic heart with their names inside. That's an automatic A+

fthislyfe 22

The answer was right. If a leaf is not determined enough, it can't do anything. It's all about self esteem you know.

flockz 19

false. a plant needs optimal sunlight and fertile soil for growth.

MagicGiraffe 12

Tell her the real insult to her intelligence should be her not teaching you properly enough to understand photosynthesis.

slushpup9696 12

53, flockz was making a meme joke. Go watch The Office.

13 that reminds me of the time when I drew each teacher as an animal on my desk in grade 9. Good thing my vp was amazing - he thought that his bear picture was exceptionally cute, and told the teacher to leave it :P To op: that sucks, when I forgot was 'cow' was on a french test I wrote 'moo'.. The

did you know only guys with small dicks mention the size of it on a regular basis for no reason?

flockz 19

obviously 15 people dont know what a meme is. my bad guys.


169, if you don't got anything nice to say then don't say it all :D okay bitch?

Ha lol dumbass teachers are not as smart ass they think lol I would have put breakfast instead but wow your teacher is stupid :p

150 - that took me 3 tries to understand. You lose the right to comment on ANYONE'S intelligence.

you really think he meant to spell "thought" that way? you stupid *****.

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You deserve being modded down for not being funny!

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NagatoPain 4

First of all, get a sense of humor!

You're teacher must not have a sense of humor.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

I once drew Sir Giraffe the 2nd on my science paper, along with some synchronized dancing penguins. My teacher gave me extra credit :|

MsMeiriona 2

TheIsland, I am tempted to ask you to marry me. That was glorious.

Actually, Grammar Nazi is correct if you are using "grammar" as part of a title instead of an adjective. As in, "I am the Nazi of Grammar", vs "that Nazi is grammatical". :)

TheIsland, He/She doesn't need a lesson. It's the Internet. People talk like this. Although they didn't talk like the thirteen year old idiots on here. Kay buddy?

So what? I can say what I want how I want. Do you want me to talk like this? "welz me nd hr dnt nd a lessn" I could do way worse. I'm sure you've done it too.

And I'm sure the grammar nazis got on here and thumbs down my comment. Oh wait, I have to say my sentence perfect..maybe I should change a few things!! Not a chance.

Theisland, clearly you don't know how to use correct grammar considering you didn't put the period outside of the quotation marks. For example, "the island doesn't use correct grammar." would be the correct punctuation. You put the period out of the quotation marks like this, "theisland doesn't use correct grammar".

TheIsland, I got mixed up, okay? People are like that. Again, YOU HAVE DONE IT TOO. And that guy is right, you did not have correct grammar on that one sentence, should I call you out on that?

#154, actually they are 2 different scenarios and you are wrong.

Lol teacher took that too seriously she also sounds self centered " mocking her intelligence"

Brooding99 15

Science teachers rarely did well in creative writing classes, so it probably brought up feelings of failure and regret for her. It amused me though :)

A detention for getting a question wrong on a test? Wow that teacher sucks

lvlytwin 0

That teacher has no sense of humor..

Cereal_Is_Good 5

I hate teachers like that. What's the point of being a teacher if you hate you job and don't try to have fun with it?