Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
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MerrikBarbarian
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I thought it was cute lol
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Doppelganger10
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I thoight it was funny lol
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MerrikBarbarian
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I thought it was cute lol
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tylersign
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Too bad we don't get graded for cute-ness in school. xD
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JiggaJayZ
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I doodled a whale on a text once... A week of detention haha. I guess the teacher thought it was her?
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Shrike
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*didn't write that
You're just on a fucking roll today, aren't you?
You're just on a fucking roll today, aren't you?
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flamerocker
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#1 That's what my girlfriend said the first time she saw my penis...
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margie2194
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Points for creativity OP! :)
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prinzess_fml
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Haha, that's what happens when you believe all you read on My Life Is Av*censored*.
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DrIDGAF
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Op should have drawn a gigantic heart with their names inside. That's an automatic A+
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fthislyfe
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The answer was right. If a leaf is not determined enough, it can't do anything. It's all about self esteem you know.
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flockz
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false.
a plant needs optimal sunlight and fertile soil for growth.
a plant needs optimal sunlight and fertile soil for growth.
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aPieceOfFruit
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#47 - Thank you Mr fun vacuum
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fmlwmty
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Well it should
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MagicGiraffe
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Tell her the real insult to her intelligence should be her not teaching you properly enough to understand photosynthesis.
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slushpup9696
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53, flockz was making a meme joke.
Go watch The Office.
Go watch The Office.
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justSTOPx100
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13 that reminds me of the time when I drew each teacher as an animal on my desk in grade 9. Good thing my vp was amazing - he thought that his bear picture was exceptionally cute, and told the teacher to leave it :P
To op: that sucks, when I forgot was 'cow' was on a french test I wrote 'moo'.. The
To op: that sucks, when I forgot was 'cow' was on a french test I wrote 'moo'.. The
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fatraptorjesus13
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did you know only guys with small dicks mention the size of it on a regular basis for no reason?
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flockz
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obviously 15 people dont know what a meme is. my bad guys.
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GETxAxLIFE
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47- nobody cares dumbass.
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kaoriblossom
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169, if you don't got anything nice to say then don't say it all :D okay bitch?
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mancool124
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this is a repost!
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Doppelganger10
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I thoight it was funny lol
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lol0wnee
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Thought*
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arin2009
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Ha lol dumbass teachers are not as smart ass they think lol I would have put breakfast instead but wow your teacher is stupid :p
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Kukua
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150 - that took me 3 tries to understand. You lose the right to comment on ANYONE'S intelligence.
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mozeltov
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153- concurred
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whorerhorror
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you really think he meant to spell "thought" that way? you stupid whore.
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warpig182
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deaper
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You deserve being modded down for not being funny!
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MrTriscuit
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ABC 123
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hsnorthjonathan
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Your teahcher is mean
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Shrike
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*an asswipe
Idiot.
Idiot.
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hsnorthjonathan
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I didn't right that moron
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Shrike
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*didn't write that
Don't stop now, you illiterate shit. You're onto a real winner here.
Don't stop now, you illiterate shit. You're onto a real winner here.
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Jdgaf
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NagatoPain
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First of all, get a sense of humor!
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lionlvr
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You're teacher must not have a sense of humor.
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Bekll
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Your*
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TheSnakeDoctor20
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77- grammar Nazi :)
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lionlvr
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77- yeah I think he is :)
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minisquid
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I once drew Sir Giraffe the 2nd on my science paper, along with some synchronized dancing penguins. My teacher gave me extra credit :|
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MsMeiriona
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TheIsland, I am tempted to ask you to marry me. That was glorious.
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Kukua
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Actually, Grammar Nazi is correct if you are using "grammar" as part of a title instead of an adjective.
As in, "I am the Nazi of Grammar", vs "that Nazi is grammatical". :)
As in, "I am the Nazi of Grammar", vs "that Nazi is grammatical". :)
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lionlvr
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TheIsland, He/She doesn't need a lesson. It's the Internet. People talk like this. Although they didn't talk like the thirteen year old idiots on here. Kay buddy?
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lionlvr
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So what? I can say what I want how I want. Do you want me to talk like this? "welz me nd hr dnt nd a lessn" I could do way worse. I'm sure you've done it too.
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lionlvr
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And I'm sure the grammar nazis got on here and thumbs down my comment. Oh wait, I have to say my sentence perfect..maybe I should change a few things!! Not a chance.
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ReptarSwag
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Theisland, clearly you don't know how to use correct grammar considering you didn't put the period outside of the quotation marks. For example, "the island doesn't use correct grammar." would be the correct punctuation. You put the period out of the quotation marks like this, "theisland doesn't use correct grammar".
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lionlvr
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THANK YOU.
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lionlvr
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TheIsland, I got mixed up, okay? People are like that. Again, YOU HAVE DONE IT TOO. And that guy is right, you did not have correct grammar on that one sentence, should I call you out on that?
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kellandj2019
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#154, actually they are 2 different scenarios and you are wrong.
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kellandj2019
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#181, either is acceptable.
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Liamj774
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Ugh, I hate those teachers
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BruisedGiraffe
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I thought you were funny...
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iampetard
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Lol teacher took that too seriously she also sounds self centered " mocking her intelligence"
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Brooding99
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Science teachers rarely did well in creative writing classes, so it probably brought up feelings of failure and regret for her. It amused me though :)
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docscientist
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I doubt this.
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docscientist
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I doubt this.
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docscientist
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I doubt this.
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docscientist
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I doubt this.
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Glidefedt
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C6O12H6, the must know of Biologi
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jessiejess020
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And you must not know the how to spell correctly, Biology*
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discojaxx
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And you must also know that it's actually C6H12O6. I'd take biology again, sir. :p
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Kobberman
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A detention for getting a question wrong on a test? Wow that teacher sucks
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lvlytwin
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That teacher has no sense of humor..
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Cereal_Is_Good
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I hate teachers like that. What's the point of being a teacher if you hate you job and don't try to have fun with it?