Anonymous
Wise words
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Anonymous
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Money for whining
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
lazydude
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
ToxicSelf
Berlin, Germany
Self-sabotage
Today, I'm ruining my own life by being incredibly lazy at my new job. It scares me, as my family is dependent on my income, and I love this job too. Why am I always on self-destruct mode? I really want to snap out of it and be hardworking like so many others I know (including my husband). FML
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
United States
Same
Today, I realized that I’m just living. Nothing I want matters. Just the same repetitive thing day after day. What must I do for things to change? FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Don't Give Up" by Peter Gabriel
Today, I've come to terms that I'm only living to work. I'm going to be 25, no friends, never had any experience with women. Been trying all year to meet someone, hasn't worked out at all. Dead end job, school did nothing for me. I literally just exist to work, and have no happy memories at all. I give up. FML
Anonymous
Everything must go
Today, I realized that I’m a loser. My coworkers have hit 9k and 16k in total sales, and I’ve never even come close to those numbers. I swear I work hard, but everything just sucks. I fucking hate my life. FML
Anonymous
Stavanger, Norway
No silver linings
Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML
Petergibbons
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Life's good
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
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RichardPencil 30
Sounds like you're not very good at life, either. As long as you're not terrible at your job, you're probably of acceptable value to mankind.
Grizz8831 14
have you been written up for it at work? If not I think it is about time you learn modern life lesson 1... work doesn't matter 99% of the time. unless you save lives or teach, or do something that really helps people, just stay off the chopping block and find something you actually enjoy. the less you care about work the happier you will most likely be. Dont care so little you are fired though, people also make that mistake alot...
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RichardPencil 30
Sounds like you're not very good at life, either. As long as you're not terrible at your job, you're probably of acceptable value to mankind.
Grizz8831 14
have you been written up for it at work? If not I think it is about time you learn modern life lesson 1... work doesn't matter 99% of the time. unless you save lives or teach, or do something that really helps people, just stay off the chopping block and find something you actually enjoy. the less you care about work the happier you will most likely be. Dont care so little you are fired though, people also make that mistake alot...