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That is something that needs to be checked. .
Well, maybe he wants to win the lottery and not have to work
But then wouldn't he have put down "rich"?
Tell him your goal for him is to kick him out then
At least he has an idea of what he wants to be
Why is this in the 'intimacy' section? Shouldn't it be 'kids' ?
Don't worry OP, he'll change his major once the hunger kicks in
See, they need to teach kids the difference between unemployed and retired. Because who doesn't want to retire and live life instead of working
Wow he already knows what he wants to be!
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See, they need to teach kids the difference between unemployed and retired. Because who doesn't want to retire and live life instead of working
Well he's not too far off. People live off the government for their whole lives. Hopefully he doesn't become that when he gets older though and just doesn't know better.