Australia? Australia.

By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 191
You deserved it 658

Same thing different taste

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Just lock your WiFi with a password and the snake will leave soon enough. Freeloaders!

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I guess it's better than being bitten by the brown.

Just lock your WiFi with a password and the snake will leave soon enough. Freeloaders!

this should go in the Australian travel/vacation brochures

jcash52426 5

That snake has you whipped so it looks like you got yourself a new outdoor pet.

It says "Australia" underneath like we didn't already know

itssnotfunny 24

When I read this I was like "this sounds like its from Australia." Then I looked back at where it was from, which is Australia. Nice