Animals: Australia? Australia. - FML

Australia? Australia.

By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 175

You deserved it 654

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:06

This FML sounded like a bible story.

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:14

Just lock your WiFi with a password and the snake will leave soon enough. Freeloaders!

Comments

jessebelle0714 16

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:03

Chook shed?

chocolateteacup 25

Monday 13 February 2017 2:22

Aussie for chicken

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 4:28

Chicken coup. I love Aussie slang, no one can understand us

crazyoliversmum 6

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 5:07

Chook = chicken

rebeccabyram 15

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 7:32

Chicken shed

DarianM 18

Monday 13 February 2017 11:39

Pretty much a chicken coop, somewhere where the chickens lay eggs ect

aussiebloke4578 11

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 14:41

Chicken, mate. Try and keep up

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 16:27

it's australian for chicken coop

rebeccabyram 15

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 17:03

chicken coop

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 19:25

A chicken coop.

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 19:51

Chicken shed

Send a private message

Tuesday 14 February 2017 5:18

translating for non-Aussies: The enclosure where OPs chickens live

Send a private message

Wednesday 15 February 2017 8:20

chicken coop

Twisted_Angel 17

Friday 17 February 2017 14:32

Chicken coop

cantg3taus3rnam3 5

Send a private message

Wednesday 22 February 2017 15:51

chook is australian slang for chicken

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:06

This FML sounded like a bible story.

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:12

Burn it all to the ground imo.

Calingaladha 21

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:13

I guess it's better than being bitten by the brown.

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:14

Just lock your WiFi with a password and the snake will leave soon enough. Freeloaders!

Ladisa 28

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:20

Straya.

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 2:28

this should go in the Australian travel/vacation brochures

jcash52426 5

Monday 13 February 2017 2:34

That snake has you whipped so it looks like you got yourself a new outdoor pet.

Send a private message

Monday 13 February 2017 4:54

It says "Australia" underneath like we didn't already know

itssnotfunny 24

Monday 13 February 2017 5:07

When I read this I was like "this sounds like its from Australia." Then I looked back at where it was from, which is Australia. Nice

Nearly

Today, I realized my addiction to this site is so bad that anytime anything shitty happens, I immediately start writing an FML post about it in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24

You deserved it 25

Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78

You deserved it 33

Spicy

Spicy

Today, I found out my favorite teacher didn't actually "retire" last year like she said to me. She was quietly fired after saying that, "Women who dress provocatively in public are asking to be r*ped" to a class full of teenage girls. I can't believe I used to idolize this woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 388

You deserved it 79

Today, the older I get, the more I realise my mom has screwed up my ability to have sex. She used to beat me if she thought I was having impure thoughts, and though she died years ago, when I try to have sex with my girlfriend I hear mom's voice in my head and I go limp. I can’t even masturbate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 82