Australia? Australia.

By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 146
You deserved it 645

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This FML sounded like a bible story.

Just lock your WiFi with a password and the snake will leave soon enough. Freeloaders!

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chocolateteacup 25

Aussie for chicken

Chicken coup. I love Aussie slang, no one can understand us

Pretty much a chicken coop, somewhere where the chickens lay eggs ect

Chicken, mate. Try and keep up

it's australian for chicken coop

chicken coop

A chicken coop.

Chicken shed

translating for non-Aussies: The enclosure where OPs chickens live

chicken coop

chook is australian slang for chicken

This FML sounded like a bible story.

Burn it all to the ground imo.

I guess it's better than being bitten by the brown.

Just lock your WiFi with a password and the snake will leave soon enough. Freeloaders!

this should go in the Australian travel/vacation brochures

That snake has you whipped so it looks like you got yourself a new outdoor pet.

It says "Australia" underneath like we didn't already know

When I read this I was like "this sounds like its from Australia." Then I looked back at where it was from, which is Australia. Nice