By dad, please - 16/05/2016 05:37 - United States - Wellesley Hills

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Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML
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drayloon 50

He'd likely get arrested and charged with indecent exposure. What else would he expect?

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Scorpio1691 29

i would actually have dared him to do it

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Probably not bat an eye if they're all having sex with their mothers anyways

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Jashie 18

It's always weird seeing these when it's about people from your state, like what if I saw them? What if he had actually done it. Who were there to see it. It's a weird feeling

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ThrottleJockey 35

He'd likely end up with a neat little arrow above his house when looked up online. He'd also probably have his name entered into a not so illustrious list of a cruel l certain type of offenders.

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manuwish 9

why fyl op? your dad sounds like a really funny guy, I'd be peeing my pants at that kind of joke ;)

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Britt125 16

But, what would happen? Did he find out? I mean I'd expect it to involve getting arrested... but... still. I need to know.

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locustbb 9

"I bet you won't!" should of been the next words out of your mouth. That or you could be a snitch and tell mom...

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