Love, Friends and Creepy: Creepy

Creepy

By lisa - 29/11/2015 16:04 - Australia - Kensington

Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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You deserved it 1 400

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Same thing different taste

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 259

You deserved it 66 610

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 12:49 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 425

You deserved it 3 103

Olive branch

By Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 331

You deserved it 1 482

Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 130

By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 454

You deserved it 339

Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 442

You deserved it 3 533

Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 716

You deserved it 593

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 765

You deserved it 58 401

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 865

You deserved it 2 911

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 773

You deserved it 4 412

trulypar 34

Monday 30 November 2015 10:11

Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!

Ms_ValS 27

Monday 30 November 2015 10:09

In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!

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Ms_ValS 27

Monday 30 November 2015 10:09

In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!

jerbear91 18

Monday 30 November 2015 15:46

OP probably said "how you doin?"

everythingelena 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:50

this comment made my day, thank you #1

CharlieKearney 23

Monday 30 November 2015 10:10

That sounds..... really weird. I'm sorry OP!

Mochi_Hunter 7

Monday 30 November 2015 10:11

Were you staring at his crotch the whole time? Or?

oiler 21

Monday 30 November 2015 14:40

Yes, Op has a weird liking for the creepy ones. especially her sisters best friend

trulypar 34

Monday 30 November 2015 10:11

Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!

zinoxity 23

Monday 30 November 2015 10:15

I don't know what's weirder/creepier. The fact that they think that you're leading him on, or the fact that him and your sister discussed it. O.o

Cads1 24

Monday 30 November 2015 10:16

Your dirty little tart!!!!!!! How day you say "hi".

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 30 November 2015 10:22

I'm no Miss Manners, but I don't think etiquette demands that you apologize for not having sex with someone.

skippydoda 32

Monday 30 November 2015 10:43

I think Miss Manners would disagree.

xx000o 27

Monday 30 November 2015 12:07

#11, I think Miss Manners would disagree with you.

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 30 November 2015 19:40

Oh. Well then, sorry I didn't have sex with you.

Kinglue 17

Monday 30 November 2015 10:30

You should make her believe you are, just to piss her off for her ignorance.

A07 48

Monday 30 November 2015 10:37

Was he staring at you from behind a pole when you said Hi?

sjewel 9

Monday 30 November 2015 10:40

maybe it's your sister that's leading him on and he is just blaming you.

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You deserved it 59 126

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You deserved it 12 897

Creepy

Same thing different taste

Olive branch

Small world

Shit!

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