Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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twenty2182 0
Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.
RIKANA 0
WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream
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Comments (101)
redbluegreen 41
I guess swallowing can save your marriage. Does your husband know?
153rdTrooper 0
hahahahah I just got that... ******* genius.
um_duh 0
Have fun sifting through poo!
Tashaxox 0
Haha #21 FTW
allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man.
OmniFML 0
Hey there, don't be upset. You probably made that doctor's day! It's a hilarious story for everyone. You could even try and surprise your spouse with a second proposal! "Hey hunny, come check out this awesome turd I just took!"
MBG_fml 0
lol id hate to be the one searching for it afterwards :D FYL indeed
cheapsheep_fml 0
Wow. I can't even swallow a pill let alone a wedding ring. XDD but you know at least it's gonna sparkle and shine when it's out. ;D LMAO.
iloveeyouuxD 9
me noether!
zveltsen 2
Agreed with #3 lol. Hope you got your ring back safe and sound tho. o_O
AnotherStranger2 0
#3, That's the point of this website. OP: Oh, good god. Ew. >x< That suuuuuucks. Use tweezers or picks?
lilceej 0
I woke up from a weird dream once in which I repeatedly (playfully, yet very firmly) bit my boyfriend in the shoulder. After sleepily conversing with him for a few minutes, I realized that I actually had bit him. I left teeth marks. Sucks more for you, though. Hey, just get it steam-cleaned, it will be fine. I think this kind of thing happens a lot more than people think.