Animals, Dogs and Death: RIP Robbie Coltrane - FML

RIP Robbie Coltrane

By Anonymous - 26/10/2022 05:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I learned that my dog died of sepsis. Fuck you, sepsis. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By w-dog - 24/08/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, after spending $15,000 to treat my dog's cancer over the past two months, he died of kidney failure. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By alix - 24/08/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 26 October 2022 15:53

Sorry for your loss. Sepsis indeed sucks. I contracted it when I was little through an infected cut. Hope you feel better soon.

Dwarvahkiin 14

Thursday 27 October 2022 22:58

I’m sorry for your loss, we just lost our dog last week due to similar circumstances. Nothing can prepare you for it.

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 26 October 2022 15:53

Sorry for your loss. Sepsis indeed sucks. I contracted it when I was little through an infected cut. Hope you feel better soon.

Dwarvahkiin 14

Thursday 27 October 2022 22:58

I’m sorry for your loss, we just lost our dog last week due to similar circumstances. Nothing can prepare you for it.

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