Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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twenty2182 0
Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.
RIKANA 0
WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream
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crappyday09 0
Next time try not to eat it and have fun getting it back!
Alexgoesfml 3
Anyone who believes this is naive. Dreams where you eat your wedding ring are rare in itself. However you CAN'T simply pull off your wedding ring and eat it, when you move in your dream they are slow subtle and random movements.
solie92 0
#32, I think wat ur refering 2 is a stage of sleep called REM sleep (stands for Rapid Eye Movement, the most common sign that someone is experiencing REM sleep). This stage is where vivid dreams usually occur.
solie92 0
While you are correct in that most people do not move much, if at all, during REM sleep, there is actually a mental disorder that literally switches off the part of the brain that is in charge of paralyzing the body while in REM sleep. This is what causes sleepwalking. Depending on the severity of the disorder, some people have to "childproof" their bedroom in order to keep from hurting themselves if they star moving around while asleep.
fretforyerlatte 0
i dunno, 32. what about people who sleepwalk? they do all kinds of crazy shit. it would be pretty hard to swallow a ring, especially while asleep, and not choke. but who knows? stranger things have happened.
funsize003 0
this sounds a bit like the movie "Schindler's List" have you seen it lately? sad sad movie.
Hisbabyforever 0
I thought the same thing!
AshleyRose784 0
Oh no, I'm sorry. Good luck with that
AshleyRose784 0
#32, what if the ring was on a bedside table? People eat in their sleep, have even driven cars in their sleep, why is this so impossible?
hurleytwin999 0
i agree with 32, i really dont think that u can pull off ur ring and swallow that shit all while sleeping, i call BS. thats just wat i think
xx3ginaxx3 0
thats what i first thought when i read this, but then again, it couldve been on the bedside table
cstevanus 4
its possible. alot of things are possible when you're asleep. i've heard of a disorder where people, while sleeping, will try to have sex with people. saw it on some show about wierd sexual conditions. also on an episode of house and law and order svu.
angorashi 0
Lmao crazy what you do in your sleep! Once i woke up taking a shower- i didn't thinkbabout it, spent 20more minutes getting totally ready for school, grabbed a bite to eat andvwent outside to wait for the bus. Then i realized it was 1:30 in the morning. Also made toast and oj a couple times. Random shit. Hope you can stand wearing your ring when you get it back.
pinkpooh123 0
Haha #10
IN5AN3 0
hehe... you'll have to go through each poo u take until u find it... u might have a nugget fetish by the end of this...lol