Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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twenty2182 0
Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.
RIKANA 0
WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream
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Comments (101)
CMunk 0
At least the robbers didn't get it.
Honey_Maid 1
poor thing I hope the rock isn't too big!! #32 you should read up on sleep stages before u ASSume that you know what your talking about.
tonia_yo 0
People can do everything they do when they are awake when they are asleep. There have been reports of people not only eating, but going to the kitchen and making food, driving, even have sex. It's along the same lines as sleepwalking and it's more common than you think. I used to get down from my loft bed and try to walk out the front door (which was thankfully locked)
mr_kurtz 0
Maybe you'll have diarrhea and it will be easy to sort through
XoD 0
i tried eating my sheets in my sleep once... needless to say i woke up gagging and unable to breath...
Shyman4ever 0
Haha say good bye to your wedding ring, it's going to come out of your ass all shitty one day.
rakhil11 7
78 that's weird...sometimes when I'm a little tired I find myself biting my blanket...I have no clue why... And...erm...have fun looking through your shit!!!!!!!!
MadeOfAwesome 1
The only thing I do is talk in my sleep. Apparently I like tacos and I argue with people around me who aren't sleeping XD
you_and_me_fml 8
Oh mannn Have fun digging through your crap! Also why do u sleep with your wedding ring on anyway? Well some people may but somthing bad is bound to happen... People are reckless in their sleep!!! In that case, YDI
BigRob247 0
ipicac FTW!!