Miscellaneous: Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm...

By Hi, I'm Heather - 01/10/2014 02:05 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

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By Fairy31 - 01/03/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By natural selection i guess - 09/12/2016 09:02

Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML

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You dingdong!

By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 13:58

Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML

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By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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Some people don't belong in education

By Panagiotis - 01/10/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, we had a substitute teacher. She was taking attendance and had trouble pronouncing my last name. When I corrected her, I heard her mutter under her breath about, “Goddamn Mexican immigrants…” I’m from Greek ancestry, born in the USA. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 02:00

Today, I had a teaching job interview. After giving my demo lesson, I was told by the director that I had given it on the wrong topic. Turns out, I never got the e-mail with the instructions for the interview. Now I'm definitely not getting the job. FML

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Feedback

By fluent in two, unlike you - 25/03/2014 18:42 - Mexico

Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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packrat 26

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:33

O dear... That is one excuse to be lazy I haven't heard before.

bombielol 20

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:40

lol what a dumb girl.. no wonder she needs tutoring.

Comments

Riku714 25

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:32

that sucks

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:36

Too desperate for the first comment, eh?

peacheso 31

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:36

I'm sure there's a button for that somewhere.

Rinat_fml 26

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:46

FU for ruining the 1st comment!

packrat 26

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:33

O dear... That is one excuse to be lazy I haven't heard before.

sayyestothedress 24

Wednesday 1 October 2014 13:04

That's a first

justtheotherguy 12

Wednesday 1 October 2014 15:25

Maybe she actually broke your name down : HEATHER = HEAT her

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 1 October 2014 20:58

Did you happen to tutor her cousin who tried selling weed for pesos?...

orbit 22

Wednesday 1 October 2014 21:22

Succeed* in selling weed for pesos.

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 2 October 2014 8:33

succeeded**

bombielol 20

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:40

lol what a dumb girl.. no wonder she needs tutoring.

Jenniesaurus 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:48

That's absolutely ridiculous. How can she get out of tutoring just because of that? My tutor for maths was called Mrs Ramsbottom, couldn't tell the school I didn't like HER name!