Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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Top comments
Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
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Comments (168)
JaysFanStu 3
Did you tell her to go **** herself and get over herself?
angelofsaturn 23
Were you looking at her daughter like a tasty morsel? If not then that mom needs to seriously calm her ****. I bet she's the kind of woman who'd scream at you for keeping her kid from running into traffic.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Do you enjoy swinging because you're a pedo? Just kidding OP. I love swinging too!
livingtolaugh1 0
still creepy...
MEM0817 18
I'm kinda lost here... you were too embarrassed to verbally say you like to swing in your spare time, but not embarrassed to swing while other people are around?
havocmike 3
20 and you like to swing at the park? Grow up, asshole.
sendboot2 4
I'm 18 and I get death glares whenever I swing. Have been since I was 14
geod69 8
Buy your own damn swing pervert
Slimma 20
Although there is absolutely nothing wrong with swinging no matter how old you are... OP still should have spoken up that he was just swinging instead of allowing some paranoid woman call him a pedo.
Ammi 7
Assuming you weren't on a school playground during recess or doing anything inappropriate, then there really isn't anything creepy about this. That lady was just being paranoid and needs to cool it. I hate to think what's going to happen when her child starts dating, even if her dates are age appropriate!
droln4maltesers 8
Depends on where OP lives.. I'm from San Francisco and all children's playgrounds are off limits to adults unless they are accompanied by children.