Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (168)
misshighjinks 5
Swings are fun. I see nothing wrong with it.
CrazyManNo9 29
She had no right to insult you and you had no need to explain. Tell her to mind her own freaking business.
spottyblanket 8
How rude--I'm 26 and go swinging all the time. I would have told her that she needs to get some manners, sorry OP
XeroGravity 3
There's no age limit for fun. You should be enraged at this. That is not only completely rude, but, it is also an ignorant generalization of people. Look at what society has become. To where people who simply enjoy their childhood games and playthings are labeled as "sickos." And people who enjoy the company of children are "pedophiles". Some people should have a filter for their mouthes. Because there's a lot of shit contaminating their words.
ImTheAlpha 30
SWINGING! :D Too bad all the schools took away the swings because some kids were stupid enough to jump off or run in front/behind of someone swinging. :(
freshlybreezy 15
****. I would've told her that. There's nothing wrong with swinging!!! Jut because she doesn't know how to be a kid anymore doesn't mean you have to stop. (but now that ya think about it, probably should've sat in a different one...unless that was the only one!)
Eraslayer 18
there should be "adult only" designated swings, that are higher, wider and stronger, where grown ups can go and just swing their worries away, that would be the best thing ever...
BaconBoy75 2
Who doesn't love swinging? I am nearly 40 and I still swing.
Anatopist 6
What I don't understand is why people think that just by being near a child and being male, you're automatically a paedophile. Swings are fun. No one should be denied of their right to swing.
ballt 4
I still enjoy swinging and am 24! You may just have to go at a later time with less kids! Ha ha