Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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Top comments
Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
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Comments (168)
sammyluvspugs 4
Wow she shouldnt have assumed. Sorry :) nothing wrong with swingin!
Calyx_fml 22
OP forgot to mention that his fly was open.
cayytee 0
because being thought of as a pedo is so much better.
CanadianCutie22 16
I could see why she would say that.. does seem a little odd
nevernope 5
Blah, People who think it's odd are sad little people. I'm much, much older than you, and I would joyfully swing at the drop of a hat! I have been known to go to the park in the middle of the night and swing with my friends~ Keep living happily ever after, And be happy you aren't that paranoid bag of prunes!!
CanadianCutie22 16
no deffintley not considered sad little people...it's simply not the norm of a typical 20yr old
downtime 13
109, Clearly you can see from the comments here that in fact, it is. Feel free to complete an actual case study on this and present it to us, otherwise you telling us what the norm is for a 20 year old male, as a 22 year old female, is a little bit ******* moronic.
Tamz13 2
You had nothing to be ashamed about! I'm a 37 yr old woman, and I think it's nuts playgrounds are only made for children. I still love the swings & some of the other stuff that's not too small for adults to play on. Way more fun than the stuffy old gym to get a little exercise!
Carlie_McCartney 1
I think it's okay to enjoy swinging and using playground equipment but not next to children, because there are parents who WILL freak out. Maybe next time you could wait until after hours? That'll seem less suspicious if all you're doing is swinging.
downtime 13
Your logic is a little skewed. People shouldn't have to feel like criminals just because of the paranoia of people who are incapable of rational thought. It wasn't too long ago that behaviour like this would be considered innocent, that viewing this act in the way she is would suggest there is something wrong with her rather than him.
whatwhyhoo 10
Swings are normally too short for adults and may not be designed for adult weight.
p_syko 5
You should have bitch slapped her for stupidity! A grown man swinging is NOT a pedophile...besides swings are fun!
ZeroIce 12
im 15 and still enjoy swinging...