Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
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What did they think you'd do? Kidnap their kids in front of their eyes?

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Better safe than sorry, I guess is what the mothers live by.

What did they think you'd do? Kidnap their kids in front of their eyes?

You fit the profile of a pedophile. This is how white guys get to see how hurtful profiling is.

Pushed around up? Do you even English, bro?

I do think you need to clarify what you mean by "pushed around." To me this isn't sounding very FML...

In the US if an Adult Male goes to a park by himself that children are present at no matter where you are in the park there are moms that will assume you're a pedophile no matter what. They will then harass you until you leave the park in the best case and in the worst actually call the cops on you claiming you were ogling their children.