God damnit, stand up for yourself!!

Should've said you were waiting for you're girlfriend while she was in the rest room, as it was a romantic picnic and you planned to let her sit on the swing while you pusjed her.

Hell yea I love swinging but I have two kids so I just take them and swing next to them so it's like oh he's just playin with his kids.. Nope I'm swinging they got to come along for the alibi

That's not nice, overprotective hoe. I LOVE swings. Anytime, especially drunk. :)

I'm 21 and I still like to swing. You're not alone.

Yes but what were you doing in her backyard?

So you allowed her to think you're a paedophile rather than just someone who enjoys a pastime usually done by kids? Makes loads of sense.

As long as you weren't dressed in a pedobear suit, I don't see how she had a right to call you a pedo.

I always say "Prove It!" to douche bag mothers

Dude I'm on the swings right now!