Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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Top comments
Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
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Comments (168)
j_cat187 20
God damnit, stand up for yourself!!
NoReservations 9
Should've said you were waiting for you're girlfriend while she was in the rest room, as it was a romantic picnic and you planned to let her sit on the swing while you pusjed her.
JRSOne 5
Hell yea I love swinging but I have two kids so I just take them and swing next to them so it's like oh he's just playin with his kids.. Nope I'm swinging they got to come along for the alibi
sparklethelette 6
That's not nice, overprotective hoe. I LOVE swings. Anytime, especially drunk. :)
ShelbyGray 8
I'm 21 and I still like to swing. You're not alone.
RJK3 0
Yes but what were you doing in her backyard?
Kev1878Mc 4
So you allowed her to think you're a paedophile rather than just someone who enjoys a pastime usually done by kids? Makes loads of sense.
Blue_Skies224 6
As long as you weren't dressed in a pedobear suit, I don't see how she had a right to call you a pedo.
isamisis 9
I always say "Prove It!" to douche bag mothers
BunnyRose 11
Dude I'm on the swings right now!