Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
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Comments (168)
instnt1nfction 17
Don't tell her that you love swinging around in public
TarieBoo 2
reread this and you'll see he didn't.
instnt1nfction 17
It was a joke, it was supposed to be funny
TarieBoo 2
it wasn't...
pinkpixie06 11
Assuming it was a public park, you have just as much right to swing as her daughter. She has the right to take her child and leave if she feels uncomfortable. That's what I would do!
phatdaddy62 23
Not necessarily. If it was a public playground with signage that it is for children (which is often the case) then he wouldn't have "the right"* to be there. *I used the dreaded quotes because we don't necessarily have a right to be on public property. It falls under the category of a privilege. Think, say, a military base where most of us have no authority to be there.
pinkpixie06 11
You are correct. I guess I should have said a park open to the public. But where I live, I can't recall ever seeing signs that specify that the park is for children. Most of the parks where I live have ball fields, basketball courts, grill pits, etc... so they are open to all. The only signage I've ever seen is to state that the park closes at dark.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I guess for some reason, it's looked at as 'creepy' if a guy swings at my age (21,) but 'cute' if I go and swing. *sigh* Society these days... FYL, OP.
Meowingtons500 18
Who doesn't love swinging?! I'm sorry OP, I hope you find a better swinging spot soon.
stevenmx86 8
It's pretty pathetic if you'd rather be thought of as a pedophile than a 20 year old who likes swings.. In fact, Wtf?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww! That's so cute!
ICastillo 25
Damn OP you should of just told that ignorant ass mom that you liked swinging. It's better than being a called a pedo.
weepingangel_fml 7
Next time? Don't swing next to any children. Or you could buy your own swing set and put it up in your backyard (if you have one)? Or only go swinging at night.
Bobissmall 13
No! It's ridiculous! What next, don't go outside in case you walk past a child and someone thinks you're going to sexually abuse or kidnap the child? Peoples attitudes need to change...
phatdaddy62 23
Yeah 28, what's wrong with an adult without a child hanging out on playgrounds. Next you'll be telling me to get out of the ball pit at McDonald's.
Bobissmall 13
Yeah, probably not good to be in the ball pit, you might hurt some of the children since they're small. Also, you're probably not actually allowed there... Unlike a park for example.
IIFenix 3
71- way to sound like a moron...theres a difference between a play ground and the ball pit at mc *****....a pretty big difference at that.
zuzupetalsYO 11
They are both covered in pee
IIFenix 3
88- that comment actually made me sad that you comment on here....
phatdaddy62 23
Hey 81, way to prove you're an idiot. There's a big similarity - a playground and the ballpit are intended for children. Dumbass.
IIFenix 3
Actually a ball pit is for children you are right there but play grounds are for general public you dumb son of a bitch.
IIFenix 3
And just so you know ball pits usually have age limitations while parks do not have such limitations. Now who's the idiot?
theprique 1
say "don't flatter yourself your daughter is twice as ugly as you"
Zomg_Okay 27
Yes, let's insult the poor child to get at the mother. Absolutely flawless plan. How do you do it?
theprique 1
by being an asshole
Zomg_Okay 27
Well, can't argue with that logic.
PYLrulz 17
Admit it... You're a bear, aren't you?!?