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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

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By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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Seems fair

By Milly - 23/10/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me a used Nintendo Switch for my birthday. I got mad that he gave me a used one, since I'm worth more than that. Now I have no boyfriend and no Switch. FML

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By Shauna - 10/11/2012 09:02 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML

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Neglected

By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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Nena713 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Buy a wii

bbycakesb 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

just sell the games and use the money to buy something you can use :)

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arry617 0

Friday 20 August 2010 3:38

oh wow lmfao...

XxiPwnsxX 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:27

What a fail!! You shld go buy a wii then! >.<

XxiPwnsxX 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:33

FAIL, you should go buy a wii then! :P

pster03 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:34

Save your money and get a ps3 so you can get gran tourismo 5

aftoner 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:07

wii sux, get 360

dmaster400 3

Friday 20 August 2010 5:25

wii sucks anyway

fishycanswim 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:31

Buy one you lucky bastard!

screamjewel_ 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:37

It's the thought that counts I guess.

kai_li 8

Friday 20 August 2010 6:31

I'm aging myself here but my mum bought me a CD player (when they became a little more affordable) for Christmas but no-one bought me any CDs. My mum hated the after Christmas sales so I spent a week just kinda staring at it and hitting the button to make the drawer open and close. good player though it still works!

imsosleepy 9

Friday 20 August 2010 7:35

Sell them both for some money?

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Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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