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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

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By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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Seems fair

By Milly - 23/10/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me a used Nintendo Switch for my birthday. I got mad that he gave me a used one, since I'm worth more than that. Now I have no boyfriend and no Switch. FML

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By Shauna - 10/11/2012 09:02 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML

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By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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Nena713 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Buy a wii

bbycakesb 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

just sell the games and use the money to buy something you can use :)

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jdfml90 0

Friday 20 August 2010 12:59

I will cause a lot of problems with this but... PS3- best console. xbox must pay for live and wireless adapter if they can't Ethernet it. also ps3 allows HD and blue Ray. plus you can Internet browse on it. Wii is okay for playing in groups but... you can't beat PS3.

nabzilla 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:25

Hey awesome. Now go buy a Wii! :)

sammi_rubs 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:09

RETURN THEM

Jimboheppy 2

Friday 20 August 2010 17:02

I once got rock band for the ps3 with none of the instruments and I don't have a ps3. I traded it in for £7 off my xbox.

FMN13 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 3:22

It's not that bad!!! I mean, you can always sell them or gift them away....

sallen0046 4

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:10

So what? Exchange the gifts or buy a wii. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out a solution to this.

jgoldsmith 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:24

so sell the games dumbass

dudeofboredomxd 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 8:00

15: gamer girl syndrome lol I hate when girls say stuff like that! "yes I'm a girl and I'm playing video games!"

xXshotsXx 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 9:42

Sell all of that fail stuff you got and sell it buy ps3

Sexy_Lexi 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:09

u dont have a wii?!!?? O.o

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 22 August 2010 18:31

Maybe they have real gaming consoles

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