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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

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By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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Seems fair

By Milly - 23/10/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me a used Nintendo Switch for my birthday. I got mad that he gave me a used one, since I'm worth more than that. Now I have no boyfriend and no Switch. FML

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By Shauna - 10/11/2012 09:02 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML

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Neglected

By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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Nena713 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Buy a wii

bbycakesb 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

just sell the games and use the money to buy something you can use :)

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sugarpeach 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:49

is this really an fml?

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 20 August 2010 0:03

i have all 3 systems. while they all have good games, i prefer my wii. i have about three times more games on the wii than on the other systems. i just like the control scheme, the fun factor, and (believe it or not) the difficulty. if you have a wii, i'm gonna suggest that you try sin & punishment: star successor. it's niiiice. |the kid|

Andygk15 3

Friday 20 August 2010 0:24

LOL funny FML

jdfml90 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:41

Buy a wii or sell the games, or trade them in and spend!

alexxss_fml 10

Friday 20 August 2010 0:45

bahahahahaha!!!! this FML made me laugh. good one OP. Now ask whoever got you those games to get u a bloody wii!!!!!!!!!!

hydraj 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:00

store credit! Gogol!

ERich331 3

Friday 20 August 2010 1:10

wii. sucks. and number 38 all wii games that actually require motion suck **** and are just crappy mini games.

Spastastic 6

Friday 20 August 2010 4:07

I disagree, WarioWare is the shit.

HIMThe666 3

Friday 20 August 2010 1:15

at least you don't have a PS3 with no games...

FunnyWeasel 7

Friday 20 August 2010 2:38

#102, well the ps3 doesn't come with any games, you gotta purchase the console AND the game which is a lot of money

Avbduloca13 0

Friday 20 August 2010 2:53

I don't see what sucks about this buy a wii

CuttingTheHam 0

Friday 20 August 2010 3:12

lmao

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