Kids, Sports, Sexism and Parents: Smash the patriarchy

Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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By Shotacon - 07/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Woodbury

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 17:02

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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wtafisgoah54 4

Tuesday 5 July 2022 2:16

Assholes know no bounds. I feel like you should have bench pressed the son to prove how much of a little bitch he really is.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 2:39

You should have bitch-slapped the both of them and tell them to stay out of your gym. Suggest he dress the little sissy in Lululemon and send him to Curves. Male misogynists can't stand being beat down in their misogyny by a girl!

Comments

wtafisgoah54 4

Tuesday 5 July 2022 2:16

Assholes know no bounds. I feel like you should have bench pressed the son to prove how much of a little bitch he really is.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 2:39

slhiggx 17

Tuesday 5 July 2022 4:37

So was it the son or the father? Bc you sound like an asshoe too

MaleficusTheUnsung 16

Wednesday 6 July 2022 4:56

A little excessive to say “little bitch misogynist” about someone who you are assuming is underaged ._. Should have said something in person or just dont say anything at all tbh lol... kind of proves the point they where making, females should have more muscle on lower body aswell usually so depends but shouldn’t have been offensive anyways... maybe missing context? Could be a compliment infact if you actually are proud of lifting..

mccuish 25

Tuesday 5 July 2022 8:11

You should’ve lifted something big right in front of the kid

cacheson 41

Tuesday 5 July 2022 9:21

Sounds like it was the father being embarrassed more than the son. Son probably had nothing to do with it

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 6 July 2022 4:32

I would’ve yelled “you don’t own the ******* gym so you can’t tell me what to do, but I’m happy to personal train you or your son sometime, looks like you need it” and then walk away smugly. Problem solved