Today, during my grandmother's funeral, my talented ten-year-old son found the church organ and began playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announced over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML
Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML
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bloopaloop 27
Smells like grandmas spirit!
RichardPencil 30
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous. A nice thought at a funeral.
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Comments (12)
macone 30
Your son is awesome!
manb91gb 15
I bet grandma would have loved it!
RichardPencil 30
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous. A nice thought at a funeral.
bloopaloop 27
Smells like grandmas spirit!
Wadlaen 23
Well, he just lost his great grandmother, and probably needed a way to cope with the feelings this left him with - and he found a way to do this. Turns out you taught him well!👍
maxaliaga68 2
I love your son JAJA
baristalbc 18
I would find it flattering if someone did that at my funeral. I’m not saying it wasn’t somewhat disrespectful, but I just lost my grandmother too and the levity the priest brought to the service was a welcome relief in an otherwise pretty intense situation. Wherever your grandmother is, I’m sure she smiled when he played a little Nirvana. BTW - did he do a good job?
BurnInDemonFire 35
Was your grandmother not into Grunge? I thought everyone had a Grunge phase growing up.
Sipukad 8
That's awesome!!! :O :D Anyone would've loved it!
Sophie Spielman 12
You have one awesome kid