thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
cantstoplaughing
United States
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
nen_00
United States
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Cindy
United States
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Heartbroken
United States
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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f_ckml432 8
Your best friend must have an old woman fetish
Beebow_fml 5
3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.
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naddification 7
That makes her your.....step- greatgrandaunt?
sikmunkee 9
hookupception
Steve95401 49
This is very complicated. Does that make her a GILF or a G-GILF (Great-Grandmother I'd Like to Boink). Yikes
RedPillSucks 33
That would be GGILB. Technically, it's GGAILB (Grand Aunt)
RedPillSucks 33
How the hell does he/she/it deserve this???
perdix 31
Some people like the dryness of post-menopausal women and lack of periods. Also, he could pound her day and night and not have to worry about pregnancy. At first, I found this gross, but I think I'm talking myself into something ;)
rhysfucker 24
Hey Perdix, once you knock the dust off and slather on some Astroglide it's nothing but smooth riding...give it a try. If you're good you get a cookie and some milk.
perdix 31
And I assume you are referring to store-bought milk from a bottle.
Petunia888 13
I love vegetables...they just lay there! XD
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's pretty gross...
Dawnxxoo 11
well hey,at least ur honest :)
tatababe 1
I never knew something like this would ever happen
Tommananaze6T9 4
Thats gotta be one old lady
jpoole 4
Her grandmothers aunt, he must have visited her on her death bed. Now that's ****** up
bizarre_ftw 22
Literally ^_^