Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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f_ckml432 8
Your best friend must have an old woman fetish
Beebow_fml 5
3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.
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Comments (140)
lajaynay 15
Well... Older women need lovin' too! What better person to get some from a "nice, strong, young man!"
rhysfucker 24
Yeah... Nothing turns me on like incontinence and teeth in a glass. You can get pretty kinky with those walkers, too.
RedPillSucks 33
not pedobear.... gummybear !!!
lajaynay 15
Now I have that damn Gummybear song stuck in my head. Thank you, RedPillSucks... -_-
sugarandspice33 0
12- you sound like a pedo...
ayooBrandon 12
That's what my girlfriend said but what does she know , she's only 9
CalCommando 6
CHECKPOINT!
22jrdn55 15
Not trying to be rude nor racist: Are you by any chance mexican? Cause most Mexicans prefer "heavy, experienced" women!
Liimitless 6
Grand milfs ftw
Urbanchiller 0
GILF
SookyTurner 4
A fair while lol
starwind3438 9
Rednecks in Canada?!?
sikmunkee 9
how old is your friend
manny2422 0
Grandma's aunt? You need new friends..
diidiimi 10
Ok, no one else has said it but it must be said: seriously, WTF??!!
fightingkittens 39
Thank you for acknowledging this! And OP, I also want to thank you for making my shitty day so, so much better.