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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By cantstoplaughing - 06/10/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 01:00 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Friday 9 December 2011 12:10

Your best friend must have an old woman fetish

Beebow_fml 5

Friday 9 December 2011 12:11

3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.

Comments

jcap113 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:58

Icky...

jcap113 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:00

Icky...

Hawkward 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:20

Dafuq?

rubyliu8420 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 21:02

How is this even remotely an fml? So stupid.

lyndarenee 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:40

im 19 and i have a 10 year old aunt. so actually this isnt as bad as it sounds

pal_in_d_rome 2

Monday 12 December 2011 6:55

Check out the song "I'm my own grandpa" on YouTube! It will make this seem more interesting!

mikeanddana 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:01

She must have been considerably older than your friend

sophyy_fml 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:11

That might not be too bad one of my great aunties is 20 years older than me they could be younger for you :)

tactical_bacon 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:42

disturbing mathematics..

rhem180 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:30

EWW

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Today, after being tired of my husband acting like I’m invisible, giving more attention and affection to the dog than to me, and me going to spend a few nights at my sister’s house, he texted me, "You coming home to make dinner or what?" on the second day. It's now day 4 and he hasn’t said anything else since. FML

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Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

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Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

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