Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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f_ckml432 8
Your best friend must have an old woman fetish
Beebow_fml 5
3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.
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geon_olam 17
Maybe op likes to hang out in the local old age home and the best friend is a grandpa himself
KayDeeMonster 1
Epic.
LyssaPea 0
Hahahaha oh my..
AliCat18 12
"grandmothers aunt"! shes got to be old! wow talk about cougar!
xxgigixx 1
Woaahh O_o
nillabear 0
My roommate hooked up with my neighbor's uncle's godfather's beagle.
bizarre_ftw 22
Bobby? You're on here?! Huh. Small world. Oh! Btw, we need milk. And the beagle is coming over for dinner ^_^
nillabear 0
Got it
catharsis5 9
So how old is your step-sister's grandma's aunt? I have an aunt that is a few years younger than my cousin. It was pretty awkward for her when she was a young girl a teenager would call her "auntie"
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
*vomit*
bizarre_ftw 22
I see how that works
bizarre_ftw 22
See: op's (guess) dad is a rather hood age and had op when he was young. Daddy then goes and gets a lovely little trophy wife of 19, who has a lid. Her mother had her when she was 14-16? And so therefore as long as op is at least 12 years older than her step mum and her friend as well, there's no issue, just a really awkward family reunion.
bizarre_ftw 22
*good *kid Anyone want to form an angry mob and go murder autocorrect?
madisonl 0
Your step sisters grandmas aunt must be old