thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
cantstoplaughing
United States
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
nen_00
United States
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Cindy
United States
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Heartbroken
United States
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Top comments
f_ckml432 8
Your best friend must have an old woman fetish
Beebow_fml 5
3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.
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rubberduckie94 13
different strokes for different folks
TheDrifter 24
Well, as my dad remarried young, my grandmother on my stepmother's side is only 5 years older than I am. With the possibility that an aunt can be younger than her, this could be more brain twister than wrinkle fetish.
peithecelt 28
that is the logical explanation, but it's so much less fun! :)
laura_marie022 0
She must of been a good looking old lady lol or he must of been drunk.
bizarre_ftw 22
Or (s)he could be a necrophiliac in denial
usnwife 18
It's not unheard of to have an aunt younger than you, so there really is no telling what the age difference is... Still pretty crazy, but not necessarily a 3 generation age difference.
xHuey123 0
Everyone is into something I guess.
Daederoth 10
This sounds more like molestation then 'hooking up' or 'life being funny'.
skyeyez9 25
At least it was your friend and not you.
chocolemonade 6
All I can think of is Grandma's Boy...
TheGreatNinja15 1
Dang this woman is old!
fmlpro0987 0
So wouldn't that be your step sisters great aunt? That is ******* gross by the way how is was age 99.