Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
CougeeSwagg 19
that sucks
Vintage_Cola 29
On the bright side, the world of warcraft always need a healer!
AlicSkywalker 6
If you prefer WoW, than why do you feel bad. If you don't, get the f**k out of that virtual world and hook up with girls like other white/coloured trashes! (The reason I call those people trash is because they have sex before marriage/with people they are not marrying)
cluch3 22
I clicked both, it sucks that you had to listen to your brother having sex with a girl ,but it is your fault for playing World of Warcraft.
EclipseCandy6 24
No one said he was 12 or that she was "random"
creeperdevon 18
I would much rather play a video game than have sexual inter course (just gotta be a smart ass for a moment) with some random female!
Karlenias 6
I would be the one playing WoW.