Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
1. my roommates a girl
2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it
3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either
That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.