By Face fucking palm - 23/7/2014 03:36 - United States - Albany
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
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By  UmmOkThen  |  31

One, why would you say "angry grapes"? Two, other than looking a little eccentric that's not really an FML moment. Third and finally, learning how to control your volume is something that should happen when you are a child.

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  chinaski7628  |  32

Your brain works faster than your mouth, so malapropisms happen, at least to me, all the time. I also have volume control issues occasionally-- I'll unintentionally use my teacher voice instead of my quiet, friendly voice. My brain can be a real bastard sometimes when it chooses my words and voice volume. Maybe not as FML as some other FMLs, but still embarrassing. And funny.