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By Face fucking palm / Wednesday 23 July 2014 03:36 / United States - Albany
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By  AustinDenton  |  19

You ate them

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  desoxyn242  |  14

Next time OP shouldn't gRAPE them with his wrathful volume

By  lmelendez  |  7

Better then accidentally saying angry rapes...

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  jkmartinjk  |  16

Should we make a list of things it's better than saying? -.-

By  UmmOkThen  |  30

One, why would you say "angry grapes"? Two, other than looking a little eccentric that's not really an FML moment. Third and finally, learning how to control your volume is something that should happen when you are a child.

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  chinaski7628  |  32

Your brain works faster than your mouth, so malapropisms happen, at least to me, all the time. I also have volume control issues occasionally-- I'll unintentionally use my teacher voice instead of my quiet, friendly voice. My brain can be a real bastard sometimes when it chooses my words and voice volume. Maybe not as FML as some other FMLs, but still embarrassing. And funny.

By  Baustigt  |  40

Do you have a problem with manners as well? I work in customer service and it's rather rude when people don't even bother to greet you before demanding something.

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  ComoEsJuan  |  24

Have a stick up your ass, do you? OP wasn't 'demanding' anything, just simply trying to ask a question. Last time I checked, a question was not a demand. Relax...unwind..

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  Baustigt  |  40

Okay, first of all the thing up my ass is a rod, not a stick. Get your facts right before you start jumping to conclusions. Second of all, saying "HELLO. TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU. WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES, PLEASE?" sounds about a hundred times less aggressive than what OP said. If OP had just used some manners then the exchange would have been a whole lot nicer, albeit still crazy and perhaps even slightly leprechaun.

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