FML : Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat...

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Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stan / Monday 29 August 2011 21:19 / United States

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By Haganbottom234 | 8

#3202025 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:53

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By blumsden | 0

#3202042 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:55

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

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By fyl_bc_idc | 0

#3202023 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:53

1!!!!!

Siji | 0

#3202048 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:55

2!!!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3202050 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:55

Noos.

By Haganbottom234 | 8

#3202025 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:53

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Gfrigo | 1

#3202080 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:58

OP needs to come out of the closet.

juicedboi | 7

#3202169 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:10

Be more worried about people finding out that you do jazz aerobics. Also, quit beating your child..

gojira666 | 7

#3202227 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:18

You could tell your wife u hit your child with the closet door on the way out.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3202258 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:21

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ThatOneCanadian | 0

#3202339 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:36

i dont exactly envision a father that does "Jazz aerobics" as a child beater

thir13enthour | 0

#3202346 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:39

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NKG7896 | 3

#3202385 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:47

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monkeys1315 | 0

#3202392 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:49

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By chick011 | 0

#3202028 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:53

Ow. I hope you gave her candy after that.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3202280 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:26

In the back of a van too?

By nikkilorenz7 | 5

#3202030 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:53

you do jazz aerobics??

aaronmk | 7

#3202125 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:04

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By notsoluckypup | 12

#3202036 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:55

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doctor_awesome | 8

#3202350 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:40

* to avoid being seen. not for their protection.

By blumsden | 0

#3202042 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:55

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

elmski87 | 0

#3202092 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:00

Good call.

By Blazingcrono | 6

#3202045 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:55

You should kick them while doing your jazz aerobics to prove that it was an accident.

By beckal | 0

#3202055 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:56

that child will be forever bullied, not because she was kicked in the head as a baby, but because her father does jazz aerobics.

audiophileMom | 11

#3202139 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:06

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jessesgirl14 | 16

#3202404 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:58

My 13 year old is still my baby!! Haven't you ever heard that story?! I love you forever and like you for always as long as I'm living MY BABY YOU'LL BE!!

By liquidSELECT | 0

#3202057 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:56

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By Accept | 11

#3202061 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:57

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