Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
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Haganbottom234
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You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.
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blumsden
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I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...
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fyl_bc_idc
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1!!!!!
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Siji
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2!!!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Noos.
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Haganbottom234
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You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.
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Gfrigo
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OP needs to come out of the closet.
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juicedboi
| 7
Be more worried about people finding out that you do jazz aerobics. Also, quit beating your child..
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gojira666
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You could tell your wife u hit your child with the closet door on the way out.
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KiddNYC1O
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Nvm
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ThatOneCanadian
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i dont exactly envision a father that does "Jazz aerobics" as a child beater
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thir13enthour
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My thoughts exactly
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NKG7896
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Poor child. Has to live with a father that makes her do jazz aerobics.
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monkeys1315
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I've never heard of a guy doing jazz aerobics with his three year old
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chick011
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Ow. I hope you gave her candy after that.
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CryMoreFMLs
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In the back of a van too?
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nikkilorenz7
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you do jazz aerobics??
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aaronmk
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That's what he just said .
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notsoluckypup
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OP, you should've made sure that all children (and pets) were out of the room first and could not enter...
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doctor_awesome
| 8
* to avoid being seen. not for their protection.
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blumsden
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I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...
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elmski87
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Good call.
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Blazingcrono
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You should kick them while doing your jazz aerobics to prove that it was an accident.
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beckal
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that child will be forever bullied, not because she was kicked in the head as a baby, but because her father does jazz aerobics.
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audiophileMom
| 11
How's three years a baby??
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jessesgirl14
| 16
My 13 year old is still my baby!! Haven't you ever heard that story?! I love you forever and like you for always as long as I'm living MY BABY YOU'LL BE!!
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liquidSELECT
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Grow up buddy
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Accept
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Accidents Happen