Health: Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally...

By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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Haganbottom234 8

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

blumsden 0

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

fyl_bc_idc 0

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

1!!!!!

Siji 0

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

2!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

Noos.

Haganbottom234 8

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

Gfrigo 1

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:58

OP needs to come out of the closet.

juicedboi 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:10

Be more worried about people finding out that you do jazz aerobics. Also, quit beating your child..

gojira666 7

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:18

You could tell your wife u hit your child with the closet door on the way out.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:21

Nvm

ThatOneCanadian 0

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:36

i dont exactly envision a father that does "Jazz aerobics" as a child beater

thir13enthour 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:39

My thoughts exactly

NKG7896 3

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:47

Poor child. Has to live with a father that makes her do jazz aerobics.

monkeys1315 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:49

I've never heard of a guy doing jazz aerobics with his three year old

chick011 0

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

Ow. I hope you gave her candy after that.

CryMoreFMLs 14

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:26

In the back of a van too?

nikkilorenz7 5

Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

you do jazz aerobics??

aaronmk 7

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:04

That's what he just said .

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

OP, you should've made sure that all children (and pets) were out of the room first and could not enter...

doctor_awesome 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:40

* to avoid being seen. not for their protection.

blumsden 0

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

elmski87 0

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:00

Good call.

Blazingcrono 6

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

You should kick them while doing your jazz aerobics to prove that it was an accident.

beckal 0

Monday 29 August 2011 23:56

that child will be forever bullied, not because she was kicked in the head as a baby, but because her father does jazz aerobics.

audiophileMom 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:06

How's three years a baby??

jessesgirl14 16

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:58

My 13 year old is still my baby!! Haven't you ever heard that story?! I love you forever and like you for always as long as I'm living MY BABY YOU'LL BE!!