By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 702
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You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...


KiddNYC1O 20


You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

OP needs to come out of the closet.

juicedboi 7

Be more worried about people finding out that you do jazz aerobics. Also, quit beating your child..

You could tell your wife u hit your child with the closet door on the way out.

KiddNYC1O 20


i dont exactly envision a father that does "Jazz aerobics" as a child beater

thir13enthour 0

My thoughts exactly

Poor child. Has to live with a father that makes her do jazz aerobics.

monkeys1315 0

I've never heard of a guy doing jazz aerobics with his three year old

Ow. I hope you gave her candy after that.

In the back of a van too?

nikkilorenz7 5

you do jazz aerobics??

That's what he just said .

notsoluckypup 12

OP, you should've made sure that all children (and pets) were out of the room first and could not enter...

doctor_awesome 8

* to avoid being seen. not for their protection.

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

You should kick them while doing your jazz aerobics to prove that it was an accident.

beckal 0

that child will be forever bullied, not because she was kicked in the head as a baby, but because her father does jazz aerobics.

audiophileMom 11

How's three years a baby??

jessesgirl14 16

My 13 year old is still my baby!! Haven't you ever heard that story?! I love you forever and like you for always as long as I'm living MY BABY YOU'LL BE!!

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