By Anonymous - United Kingdom - London
Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML
j5maria tells us more :
Hi everyone, it was me that posted this FML! Loving all your comments, and yes, it was a pretty embarrassing moment.
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By  Hunthas  |  17

Omg! The same thing happened to me except with raccoons!

  Boygenius50  |  8

...That's the joke 28

  sens3sfailing  |  24

I didn't need a handout to notice the sarcasm dripping from 28's comment. 1 was being stupid and 28 just played off of it like he thought he was serious to be funny. I think 28's comment was funny at least. Sorry if it completely went over your head, sarcasm is challenging to denote on FML

  samsaf1989  |  5

I agree with DocBastard , I don't see what all the commotion is about ...
"Two men" there's plenty more than that checking you out when your out in your bikini

  DocBastard  |  38

Go ahead and ban me then, Alan. You know that I know the rules here very well, and I don't call out FMLs without reason. I just find this to be extraordinarily weak as far as FMLs go.

  kimg0885  |  23

While I see where you are coming from doc, I'm guessing that the point of this FML was that op wasn't expecting to be seen partially exposed. Who knows maybe op wears a one piece to the beach with a sarong skirt?

  Welshite  |  39

If I may, I would like to point out that there is a significant difference between wearing underwear and bikinis; not in the coverage per say, but in the attitude one is wearing it. A person wears bikinis in public places to show off and be looked at, whereas underwear is intimate, personal clothing that you wear in privacy.

Sorry DocBastard, just wanted to point that out.

  LiterOfCola  |  16

Regardless of the bikini/underwear argument, I still think it qualifies as an FML cause op was singing at the top of her lungs while thinking she was alone.

  Marcella1016  |  31

Um. Also, it said "only my underwear"....While you CAN include bra in that statement since you technically wear it underneath your clothes, most people I know only mean "panties" when they say underwear - so we can probably assume OP was topless.

Also, we all know the bikini vs underwear thing may not make sense - but like someone else said, underwear are a bit more intimate, and the men got a nice eyeful of her in them. The girl was rightfully embarrassed. know...they could've been dingy, stained, or even her "monthly" panties O_O

Anyway, lighten up. Tons of reasons for this girl to be embarrassed lol. Obviously she will have to "get over it," but so do most other people in FMLs :)

  olpally  |  32

I have to jump in on this thread... Im a regular at my local bar and know the bartenders personally... They hate this song with such a passion, so I play it and laugh my ass off when I see the reaction on their faces, they want to kill me for playing that song.. I just lmao... Lol.. I'm evil >:)

  olpally  |  32

103- that comment is overused... I was just telling a funny story that wasn't so funny, I'm not being a badass... Lol. I just threw my two cents in cuz I think it's funny... Way to be a buzz kill.

  zyperman43  |  19

111 have some maple syrup and Canadian bacon

  Nabee143  |  3

Maybe you might be able to use this to your advantage. Perhaps walking around the house nude while they're painting might suffice as payment? Just a thought! Lol

  crimsonlover4  |  31

21- I was referencing the scene in Tom Cruise's movie "Risky Business" where he was in his underwear singing "Old time rock and roll"...I guess I'm old for imagining that scene in my head *shrugs*


You guys are really stupid..... I sing on the top of my voice too. And Ive lived in AMURRIKA for my whole life. Seriously? Am I the only AMURRIKAN that doesn't bash on how people talk? Well... Except for other AMURRIKANS... But just like the stereotype, we are on the verge of becoming the most obese country and probably the dumbest... So yeah... Stupid AMURRIKANS...