Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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BrannFYR 0
HI! ^^ It doesn't sound like the OP was snooping, just curious what the hell his son was texting about - going over by 1000 texts is cause for concern! I'm fairly sure I haven't sent 1000 text in my life and I've had a cell phone for almost a decade now!! Prettttty sure if the kid deleted his inbox/sent box this situation would not have happened. Since the messages are not on the bill picking up his son's cell would have been the fastest and easiest way to read what he had been texting. His son has a right to privacy? not really. It's a parent's job to monitor what their children are doing. I don't know if you kids know this but if YOU fuckup, your parents are LEGALLY responsible for it. I know this because my parents had to go to court with me on several occasions xD From the sounds of it, the OP has been giving this kid too much privacy. $20 says the OP doesn't even know any of the girls (guys?) his son has been banging. YDI for not being more involved in your son's life, FYL for not getting any play - put teh phone down and put the skin to the Mrs. : D
Beeebop 0
Do you have one cell phone between all of you?
kiwicouple 0
I recently found out that my 14 yr old daughter had been sexting..and sending sexy pictures to her boyfriend. How did I find out? he forwarded one of the pictures to his friend and it ended up on myspace where her father saw it. So I banned her from her cellphone, now she just has one that she can only contact us on, and she's not allowed to text. I commend you for reading your sons texts and finding out about this behaviour before it gets out of hand. I wish I had. Those that are saying you are rude and nosey and have failed at parenting are either children, or just don't care what their children are up to.
jamesyboii 0
#8 i doubt you'd see this post but #7 was correcting the post before him (#6) who said her money,family,phones....when the op clearly stated "more sex than ME and my WIFE"
merci_buckets 0
danng don't read his messages though... i mean i knew my parents were reading my texts, they deserve to not get any.
evenflow 0
wow thats not cool. even if they are over that much don't read the messages. maybe see who they are too, but DONT read them thats just badddd... ide be pissed if my parents did.
kaykay10xo 0
Gawd do u ppl have major probs. Leave the guy alone for being responsable!! And how would this be fake??! Do u know how many ppl r sexting these days? Well...ALOT!!! This kid doesnt have the right to privacy until he is 18. Dont belive me?? Try haveing a dad as a cop!!! If u dont then pick up a law book!!!! Andddd...... The dad probably just took the phone and looked. Its not that hard if the kif is a dunb ass and didnt delete the messages. I just hope the dad did some thing about his kid. Ahahah he probably is adicted to having sex. Hahaha that would be sooo ******* hilarous!!!:)
CPP 0
@273 so your dad taught you about the right to privacy. Sadly, he didn't teach you how to stop being ridiculously stupid. Nice to know that you can't spell and then find a father being addicted to sex amusing. You'll probably be dying alone.
lolbitch 0
@273, i think you mean that at #272
WSKNibbles 0
What the eff is wrong with your son? And what the eff is wrong with you that he's doing that kind of stuff at fifteen? It's just the fact that he's doing it that's so bad; the fact that he's doing it so much just makes it even worse. I'm glad you decided to finally at least be somewhat of a good parent by checking when he had sent far too many messages. It's too late to completely save your boy, but you can at least make him pay for the messages he sent after meeting the limit. Oh, and don't worry about you and your wife. If you both like the amount you have sex, then screw what everyone else is doing.