Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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rebeckahhh 0
oh gosh , rofl .
Neuromancer 0
If anyone had shown me a graph of how sex declines with years of marriage before I got married I would never have believed it... Now.. LOL. Believe it.
mils_fml 0
"gangstalicious" WTF
sayitlikeyaknowi 0
Maybe If you would be a better parent/Influence/comunicator maybe he wouldn't be having so much sex. This is being posted by a sixteen year old, straight, guy...f your life buddy...talk to your kid for his sake. But definitly f-your life cause you just got told how to raise your kid better by a sixteen year old. As for you and your wife I can't help you there lol
Gingerly 0
You people bitching about a fifteen year old's right to privacy are ******* morons(you're probably all 15). Teenagers are ******* stupid, most of them have no common sense and do outragiously stupid things and try to hide them from their parents. Your parents are trying to protect you, and help you and are trying to learn about the things you're too stupid to tell them. It's not "invading your privacy" it's being a good parent. And, if your parents are paying for your phone or paying for your computer, they have EVERY right to know what the hell you're doing with it. Don't like it? Get a job and buy your own shit.
metro_mello 0
I totally agree with you 100%. The funny thing Is im 14 haha! That's why I don't get pissed when my mom is being nosy. But i know she trusts me 100% because im not stupid enough to run off and have sex like all these dumb ass teenagers or should i say CHILDREN are doing. hopefully my future child doesnt either :/
mucrew 0
i agree with both sides of this invade or not invade privacy parents shouldnt look into it that much..but if your son is 1000 texts over..u should prolly look at what hes texting.. gingerly...i agree with you and stuff and im 15...but u might be going a little too much over..but i see your point. and still this is kinda confusing....OP is gangstalicious? i dont quite buy into this...
dramakat11 0
Um, wtf is wrong with having sex at 15? I think it depends on the relationship and the maturity level of both parties. Age has nothing to do with it. Shutup all of you close-minded puritanical assholes.
dramakat11 0
Go ahead and talk to him about it. Open communication is great. Make sure he's not being unsafe or treating his partner unkindly. :)
wowfmlife 0
Dramakat11 What's wrong with having sex at 15? Are you serious?? How about all the diseases, pregnancies, and STD's you can get that will ruin your life FOREVER while you're only a kid
metro_mello 0
Just because a KID and yes teenagers are kids. I am 14 and i will be the first to admit that teenagers are ******* KIDS. But, just because a kid acts mature does not mean they are ready to do the things that ADULTS do. so stfu people like you egging on teenagers to have sex is going to lead to more teenage pregnancies which is going to lead to overpopulation which is going to lead to human extinction or mabye if they get lucky enough theyll get a std that will kill them. youre really a dimwit. go back to school and re take sex ed -_- a kid having sex is pretty much the same as child pornography in my eyes you think child pornography is not wrong either im guessing... sorry im pmsing and you sevrely pissed me off with your stupid ass comment.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
OK! @282, Drakmat11 has some point. ALTHOUGH, you ARE wrong. Theses days teens have the high risk of STDS and SDIS... NOT GOOD! Teens and young adults have been proven to have the MOST people with diseases or babies that are biologically their's during High School/College. Kids DO just jump into bed sometimes, and end up getting ether a deadly (Or not) souvenir, aka a disease or a little, helpless, relying on YOU infant. See where those 'puritanical assholes' are coming from? BUT I AM NOT SAYING YOU ARE WRONG so PLEASE don't start arguing with me (: thanks and let's keep in mind, FUNNY, not arguments!