Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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Top comments
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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Comments (345)
indistructo 3
I'm 13 and I strongly believe in sex after marriage ONLY.
jamesemmymaslow 2
#314 is so true XD
CheerBaby97 9
whhaaaattt?! you read your son's messages??? not cool man. that's pretty much the worst thing you can do to a teenager. it makes us feel violated and distrusted.
mrphychrs 5
I hope u did what any good father does when he finds out his son finally got laid, gives him a hug, and takes him to buy a new pair of pants
elizabethross 0
that's ****** that you read his messages. phone companies make that option available to you through them for emergencies.
elizabethross 0
that's ****** that you read his messages. phone companies make that option available to you through them for emergencies.
lilysmiles143 0
"I agree your life sucks"!!
cloudygirl5 16
I know that ur a parent but u shouldn't read ur son's text messages
jasperito_reyes 6
First: don't read other's messages, a SERIOUS violation of trust. Second: who the hell has a limit on their messages?! Especially a teenage boy... Get unlimited.... Seriously...
Vivah 2
If the parents are paying for the phone and the kid is 15, they can read the messages big deal.
DiabolusIgnis 15
Don't know where you're from, but I think it's actually illegal here in Finland. And for a good reason. A 15-year old has more control over his/her life than, say, a 7-year old. Thus they should enjoy more privacy, too. Especially regarding _private_ messages which can contain their whole world, intimacy, love life, grudges etc etc etc.