By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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unicornunit 0

sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob

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enonymous 8

Do the Pennsylvania amish use FML now? I really don't want to imagine anyone else with a pitchfork... Unless that boy is frankenstein Raisin barns by 4am posting FMLs at midnight with the sweetest beard on that side of the Mississippi

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I thought there had been shumthing 'amish' in thish FML.

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Palirose 22

If not Amish possibly very orthodox christian. Lol most likely the boy probably looked like he worships Satan.

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zombicidal 11

perhaps he left his torch all the way in the garage and didn't want to go get it

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enonymous 8

52 - Prove it. Last I checked they had Rumspringa too

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enonymous 8

56 - Oh so you go hang out with this chick? Sweet deal I'm really glad we had this talk especially when you didn't read the part that said I don't want to imagine anyone else with a pitchfork

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Divorcedat21 11

I'm pretty sure Rumspringa is the one time in an Amish person's life that their Uncle would not be around to wield said pitchfork, though...

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unicornunit 0

sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob

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i2smart2trick 15

id kill my uncle. maybe chase him with a pitchfork =D im sorry.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Unless Pennsylvania is a city in Kansas, I don't think so.

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RA661 8

Whoa -.- I'm gonna pay attention next time. I promise!

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TorturedXeno 27

Please tell me you're more attentive than that when doing other activities. Like driving. >_

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bernie138456 0

Lol people don't do that in Kansas. You must be thinking about Georgia.

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therampages442 0

haha it clearly says Pennslyvia. you should post this as an FML

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schealey 0

"Just 12?! Next time bring 24 then maybe I'll give you a chance bitch!" was probably what was going through his mind.

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miserypoison 13

You know how it is, there are many creeps in our society today but due to the amount of harassment and abuse girls can get today it brings a disapproving image on the good, male teenagers out there.. Sorry about that hope he still chose you to come.

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s0m3guy2010 21

I'm guessing your uncle is a big fan of joining angry mobs. I don't know anyone who just keeps a pitchfork with them on hand.

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Glockinator 2

Was that your uncle in the American gothic painting!? He's famous. He can chase whoever.

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G6chick 0

U know ur a redneck when ur uncle has a pitchfork to even chase ur crush with down the street

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