Intimacy: Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how...

By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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Was it worth it?

By Anonymous - 20/05/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML

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Yikes

By Anonymous - 29/11/2025 15:00

Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

Comments

NaggerHagger 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:23

I guess my wife works with you.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:28

So then you say that you don't care and tell her to shut the **** up about her disgusting man

ashleii2010 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:43

first of all age doesn't matter :/ my grandpa and step grandma are 14 years apart..

soulfulemo 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:21

OP never said age matters.

SnailJamsss 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:57

why would age show and tell to you?

chrissyb23 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:58

hahahah that's great !!!

vaken 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:35

stuck listening? did you not get a sexual harassment seminar when you started working? that totally qualifies as sexual harassment if you've asked her to stop and she doesn't. ball up and tell her you don't want to hear it!!!

sophiagotswag 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:39

I'm sure he's a charming fellow.(:

Utdforlife 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:39

Love knows no boundaries!

Taciturnbadger 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:15

Sounds hot!

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:20

hahaha fyl! that's so gross hahah no one wants to hear about a 50 year olds sex life. that's not something others should know about. haha interesting coworker.