Work: Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security...

By replik - 25/01/2012 15:50 - Russian Federation

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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What died in here?

By Anonymous - 21/05/2023 02:00 - Australia

Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML

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khaya 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:52

Of all the shit that could have happened.

IrishJesus 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:55

"Release the GAS!"

Comments

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:57

If you were a true Russian, OP, you would have pulled out your M60 and taught the doors how to function properly.

majorbob10 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:14

I'm Russian, and I found that to be a little stereotyped. But I lol'd anyway :D

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:58

Lucky dog! I love being stuck in small spaces!

tylersign 11

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:58

Look on the bright side! At least you aren't claustrophobic!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:25

Is the ENTIRE hallway just one big, open air toilet? If so, why the need for ultra security? Is there some top secret shit going down?

mstangchck 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:38

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Birdie_Sage 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:25

Hey, you probably contributed to the smell.

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:34

Good for you for thinking your imprisonment in the noxious gases was just a malfunction. Paranoia might lead you to finding out too much ;) Next time you take the last cup of coffee, you have to refill the samovar. Next time, the "malfunction" might be more unpleasant than merely stinky.

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:18

*gasp*

rubberduckie94 13

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:27

Pull your shirt collar over your nose. It is what we do in my house when somebody farts.

MorteEtDabo 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:54

What if his shirt doesn't have a collar?

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:20

We use tee shirts, button down shirts, what ever we are wearing you simply pull you shirt up and bend your neck so your nose is closer too it. Trust me in this guys situation it would have been a lifesaver.