About R1has
17, Muslim, Pakistani, Medical student Sometimes I stay up at night thinking about where exactly my life went so wrong. Then I realize it's my bedtime. Feminist and proud, joke about it and I'll roll my eyes, and give you a sarcastic retort. But I will not give a shit, because I save all my giving a shits for worthwhile stuff, like feminism and animal rights If you're wondering who I am, mama told me I'm a princess. What else, oh I speak four languages: English, Urdu, Pashto and Sarcasm. Know it all of the highest order. Typos are my worst nightmare. Love novels, To kill a mockingbird is my favorite , rock music, comics and fucking unicorns. And it may say single but I've been in a polygamous relationship with Nutella and pizza for 8 years DISCLAIMER: FML isn't a dating website. Sending flirty messages to a seventeen year old will result only in deleted messages, and I'll screencap your messages and mock them to my friends.but I'll return a thumbs up or visit, because I feel rude if I don't.
R1has - Followers
R1has - Followed
R1has's FML badges
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    44%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    28%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    49%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    32%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
The list of badges to find
R1has's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 21:20 /
By "missunknowno9" - / Saturday 4 November 2017 06:46 /
By shinay - / Sunday 11 December 2016 14:50 /
By Miriam - / Saturday 10 December 2016 08:44 /