Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
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VicRC 7
think its time to have a talk with her
AnOriginalName 19
At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.
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Comments (123)
sunnyray812 42
If she's THAT clingy as to not let you shift gears, I say it's time to end it with her.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Next time have her put her hand on your thigh, it works much better.
shudson186 17
Time to have a talk with that girl. It's better if things are just said instead of sitting. Even if you break up she can use that as a future feedback lesson OP. Good luck
ninad7 12
she must have one right grip
Aero_x 21
She could cost you your lives. Literally. Maybe you should leave her? Or invest in an automatic!
skyttlz 32
Manuals are fun.
Mauskau 36
Honestly I'd rather leave her than change my car. Cars cost money, partners can cost less. Plus, manual is more fun than automatic.
nardledangers 5
the relationship is geared to shift in a new direction... or maybe its time for a break... anyone? no... ok...
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Enough of the puns, you need to park it!
TakDatWitU 9
Sounds like my friend's girl who would freak out and have a tantrum like a 2 year old child if he wouldn't cut her burrito in half.
rachangie 19
What in the hell? Is he dating a small child??
Nexoux 18
I know a friend of mine who didn't even know the girl considered them dating until it was too late.
rachangie 19
It sounds like you need to have a conversation with her about how shifting works and if she's THAT clingy maybe you should have another talk with her as well...was she afraid that you would somehow disappear right out of the car if she let go?? Ridiculous.
lilbillXD 16
new girlfriend time?
n3ophyt3 10
Its better to take a Auto-Gear car, May be she'll be impressed