Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
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VicRC 7
think its time to have a talk with her
AnOriginalName 19
At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.
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Comments (123)
Rafael_Resto22 3
Dude I'm sooo sorry to hear. Is the car okay?
DUB_Speeding 10
Wow...
draokc 9
Ditch the bitch.
Omegapi197 12
I had an ex like that was way to clingy, and being single would've been better.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Looks like you need to enforce a wide personal bubble for that super clingy girlfriend of yours.
BubbaJ80 11
Can you not shift gears while holding her hand. I mean damn it's easy
Ninjahabilities 4
NOT THE CAR!!!!
TwentyFourBeerz 18
You sure that was all she was doing ?
SunTzu2 9
No, you got rear ended because the driver behind you drove into you. I'm sure you didn't disagree with her touching you before this happened
alicat13 12
That is irresponsibill of you. You deserve it. You need to be firm with people in your car. Their lives are in your hands! You are lucky it was a small accident. people could pay with their lives because of such stupidity.
DanceJunkie98 4
It's funny that you are commenting on other's stupidity yet you spelled "irresponsible" wrong. Idiot.
Michelleisme 5
She wants you to crash : I be careful