Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
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VicRC 7
think its time to have a talk with her
AnOriginalName 19
At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.
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Comments (123)
daniel_2209 12
Run. Run fast.
awkward_gothlady 32
I think it might be time to put the brakes on this relationship before it really spins out of control...
worldclassrager 41
Can't she she just lay her hand on top of yours while you keep your hand on the clutch? Or you need to stick with automatic
Hiimhaileypotter 53
He doesn't need to change his car because his girlfriend is clingy.
Axipiter 24
Kill her.
petrolhead 12
Finally I have found some clue of real Men on FML.
silveronica5 12
That's the point where you have to break up with her. That's waaaaaay too clingy
Derk76 10
I think it's time to dump that clutch and change bro
mikaellikestacos 14
Shoulda whipped it out and said "here grab this babe" joking by the way
nchic01 17
maybe switch to an automatic?
lysx84 24
YDI. You're driving - it's up to you to ensure you can do it safely. 10 and 2! You shouldn't be holding her hand in the first place!