Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
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VicRC 7
think its time to have a talk with her
AnOriginalName 19
At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.
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Comments (123)
trottay 9
apart from you being an idiot, 99% of the time if someone goes into the back of you it is their fault for being too close
GoodOptions 12
She is immature if she can't go without holding your hand while you switch gears. You should either lay down some boundaries or leave her.
MadMarky 7
Put her hand on your inner thigh while you change gears or get an auto.
kaytasha 18
Next time, have her hold your other shift the one attached to your body!
vikky538 29
if she is that much i would suggest you talk to her and ask her if she can hold anything else other than hands...
tianyiwei 17
this is so dangerous, people could've been injured or killed.
dman1986 2
My wife does the same thing. Just bring her hand to the stick with yours. That's what I do.
bentyr 7
If you're not enough of a man to manage to control your vehicle, either through actual driving ability or the ability to talk to your missus and sort this out, you deserve it big time.
miss_trouble27 4
I hold my boyfriends hand when he drives all the time. But I always let go when he needs to change gears or when there is a huge turn and he needs both hands on the wheel. OP FYL your girlfriend is way to clingy or doesn't know anything about safe driving. But YDI for not forcing her to let go. Either way you need to have a serious talk with this girl.
Stellarum 8
There are some reasons why YDI. First: if you got rear-ended, it was probably the other guy's fault for being too close. Second: she's most certainly always been clingy. Why didn't you talk to her about this before? She's clingy because you allow her to. Third: why couldn't you just pull her had or make her let go? Is she really much stronger than you? Or are you afraid of her? But FYL because you obviously don't know better.