Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
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Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Welshite 39
It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.
Rainhawk94 27
I'm sure there's a way to crop him out
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TXFernwoods 26
You could just go and get some be pictures done
TXFernwoods 26
Get some more pictures done* whoops
SMHsohard 22
Right, reassemble the wedding party and all the guests, rebook the venue, take over the church and make sure everyone's wearing the exact same clothes. Piece of cake.
chocolatefrog28 29
Photoshop him into a Buddha, or maybe a panda with questionable fashion sense.
oj101 33
Photoshop is your friend. You can easily make an outline of the fat guy, then blend it in with the background
oj101 33
I'm an amateur, and I could do it (although not flawlessly). I'd contact a photoshop expert - there are thousands on Google, just email one your picture, pay a fee then enjoy your picture :)
OctoDope 15
Im no expert but I'm quite skilled and having such a complex background wouldn't be a walk in the park. If this was taken at a grassy hill then ok but at a hall or church is very complex. If you just blend it it will be blurry or have duplicates of people. Maybe a pro can but thats extremely hard.
Mynamewontfi 40
A little photo editing could do the trick.
lemontreee 11
Well hey he probably makes you look all the more beautiful!
leary96 15
Nothing wrong with sporting the crop top
mata2 7
had to Google 'crop top' to see what you were taking about. Sorry to hear OP.
lysx84 24
It's a cropped top.
DKjazz 20
To be fair, I had to google it, too. When I first read "crop top", I assumed it was a terrible haircut.
gsevison 6
I'm guessing you didn't hire a professional photographer? And it won't be so bad when you're looking back in twenty years at the hilarious pic with your kids!
BrittNic0le 9
On the bright side, think how slim you look by comparison. Just consider him an honorary bridesmaid.
worldclassrager 39
Can you zoom you two in or is he unavoidable?