Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
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Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Welshite 39
It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.
Rainhawk94 27
I'm sure there's a way to crop him out
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Comments (87)
Missyeru 14
OP, sorry your photographer sucked. :(
TogeBara 12
go to 4chan or something ask to have the fatass photoshoped out. I dont think I am good enough to do it myself, or I would. My only experience with photoshop is drawing character designs.
littlem91 29
I'm doubting you hired a professional and paid a professional price, saw all albums from previous weddings etc? Often in life, you get what you paid for.
the_real_dvd 21
It's amazing how many people think any turd with a camera is a photographer. We had expensive photographers at my wedding. The pics came out gorgeous. You're right, you get what you pay for.
xzentra 1
Photoshop?
lysx84 24
ALWAYS hire a professional. It's your wedding!
LinkandSaria 10
I have a feeling you didn't pay enough for a decent photographer. They cost a few thousand dollars. If you had your best friend be the photographer than shame on you. YDI
jude_iscariot 7
Did you not check into the photographer? Seems like a rookie mistake or a faux that shot your wedding.
kenleybunch 15
Why was there a fat man in a crop top at/near your wedding?! Must of been some reception!
mxij 13
Perdix, have you gone photobombing again?
bobbyguy 17
Nananananana FATMAN (sing to the tune of batman)