Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
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Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Welshite 39
It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.
Rainhawk94 27
I'm sure there's a way to crop him out
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Comments (87)
Opheliae 22
Photoshop!
pensacolalady 10
Wow! I'm so sorry! Sue the photographer & get your money back, then have photos of you & hubby retaken. Congrats & good luck! I've been married over 25 yrs, just remember there'll be good times & bad times. Sometimes the bad times are really hard but you have to stick it out until things get better!
Rewan_fml 12
why was there a fat guy in a crop top there to begin with? that's what bouncers are for IMO...
mikbrooke 25
bouncers are generally not included at weddings.
Murilirum 23
This is why Photoshop exists.
Fmlsea 28
I hope it wasnt a professional photographer service that you used, if so their service is a disgrace. you shouldn't have to pay for those photos if your not happy with them. after all thats one of your biggest days that you want to remember for life.
archertheo 15
Is this a case of perspective or comparison?
kmadd 1
My husband and I are in the same situation. Ours don't feature a fat guy, but there aren't any decent ones of us :-( I thought we were kind of the focus of the day.... guess not.
lafcadi0 7
I hope you didn't pay for photos if your only decent photo turned out like that. A good photographer should be aware of the background. Plus only one decent photo?
sarafyna2011 6
Photoshop is your friend
amkaye1017 3
I had to pick YDI because I'm a wedding photographer and most likely OP didn't hire a professional.
lindalou63901 2
I agree!!