Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
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Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Welshite 39
It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.
Rainhawk94 27
I'm sure there's a way to crop him out
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Comments (87)
driinkbleach 18
That is so hilarious :D
donutcallmethat 16
I feel for you, OP. My MIL volunteered to do the photography at our wedding party, and every single picture makes me look like a troll. Even my own mother asked what the hell was up with the pictures of me. MIL asked if I liked one in particular, and I was like, "Well I'm making a weird face in this one," and she said, "You always make that face." She's a charmer.
lindalou63901 2
That's why you hire a professional and look at their work!! At least 4 or 5 complete weddings!! YDI you get what you pay for!
ThisisHarry 5
Blame the photographer.
nrwl_30 17
Show me the pic I might be able to remove him from it. :)
cheshireau 26
If the photog was decent, they should of cropped, edited it out.
yesthisischarlie 8
I think it's trying to communicate, but I'm not entirely sure
Xotoolyxo 16
You should definitely complain and get some of your money back
carfreak8184 12
You should have hired a professional
dreishot 1
Hopefully he wasn't eating a hot dog!!
cchuckcloninger 5
Photoshop of course.