embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Anonymous
Dayton, United States
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
sandyc
Friends
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Anonymous
Cazin, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cycles of life
Today, my daughter got her first period. I'm the one shaking and hyperventilating. I'm more nervous for her than I was for myself back when I got my first period. I just now understand my mom while she was pacing through house back and forward when I got my first. FML
ColoredPencil13
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Baytown, United States
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Crampon
United States
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Oldbury, United Kingdom
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Top comments
Rach17 0
Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.
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Comments (314)
irishdancer 0
Ok, thank you SO much!!!!
gayiskoolwithme 0
He was just trying to show you that he cared.
curryndricegirll 0
she embarrassed because the whole family knows, not because he got her a card, which when i was that age, i would have been embarrassed by too
csrobins 0
Wow, my mom wouldnt even acknowledge mine..I knew someone whose family celebrated with a red velvet cake and candles lol
anakinz 0
my dad was the one who found out i got mine because i refused to tell anybody. i was kind of a prude.
Ickle_kins 0
Lolz all you that fight over a girls period on the Internet, mostly you people who write like 2 paragraphs.. Probs either lonely, perverted, or have no life or friends and if u do u should spend time with them instead of writing 3 paragraphs on womens periods. Losers
Starchild21 3
u obviously didnt read the paragraphs pickledick
ShantasticFour 0
At least you told your parents! I waited a year until they figured it out themselves.
DameGreyWulf 1
Some women have to douche, I've heard. They aren't self-cleansing ovens. Of course... there's a lot of other problems with them, too... but that's beside the point. Either way, though... you ARE being cleaned. So yes, technically speaking, it IS gross, because you DO have to clean it up some way.
aberfrog5 0
:O That's embarrassing. :P and #51: ouch. that's gotta be really really embarrassing.
IUsed2 0
XFD