embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Anonymous
Dayton, United States
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
sandyc
Friends
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Anonymous
Cazin, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cycles of life
Today, my daughter got her first period. I'm the one shaking and hyperventilating. I'm more nervous for her than I was for myself back when I got my first period. I just now understand my mom while she was pacing through house back and forward when I got my first. FML
ColoredPencil13
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Baytown, United States
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Crampon
United States
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Oldbury, United Kingdom
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
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Rach17 0
Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.
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Comments (314)
AnimalPorn 0
He deserves a medal for that!
dappledsunlight 0
Lol, when I got my period my parents got be a painting to celebrate me growing up. Its all like 'believe in yourself and stuff on it. Its a pretty cool painting and I've hung it in my room, but it was kinda embarressing when they gave it to me. So dont worry i understand your embaressment. And to all the people who are like 'hes creepy' no he isnt, he obviously cares about his daughter. Oh and btw the thing I feel sorry for you the most is you have your period! Such a horrible burden for us girls to bear - honestly 184 be glad you dont have yours yet!
AAAAHHHH12 2
LMFAO. #184 is a guy, let's hope he never has a period! xP
diary_of_jane 0
EMBRACE YOUR ******!
Bosworth21 0
oh man that's super embarassing! I wouldve died if my dad did that for me
kayleighcontrol 7
Wtf? That's just.. Disgusting, actually. And why does your dad know? Srsly, stories like this always seem to come from America. No offence.
CFR 0
He was probably the only one home at the time and she asked for help ("I need to go to the store") I mean, it was the same for my older sister. It's not that big a deal if the dad knows.
zomfgrawr_ 0
.. How the hell does your dad know? .. Uhm :|
frzngtr 0
Aw, I think that's really sweet!
xMinna 0
aha, laugh if he got you a card every month. (:
doggie3 0
When I first got mine, my mom told my aunt and my aunt called everyone in my family, even some of them I don't know. Then somehow she found out most of my friends numbers and called them.
lifeaintthatbad 0
1. congrats!! that's sweet i reckon and 2. how come they are allowing underage in this website, now THAT's just wrong, they are exposed to so many bad comments and 3.congrats! :) regardless of all the negativity around it, it's a beautiful gift