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By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 08:08

Today, I made sure my puppy went number 1 and 2 before taking them into a pet-friendly store. In the store, two ladies awed at my puppy, but as I picked him up I didn't notice he'd shat on the floor until they pointed it out, giving me a dirty look. Other customers glared as I picked up his smeared shit. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00

Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML

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By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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diraven 15

Friday 30 October 2020 20:20

I can't wait to get back to the age where if I poop myself it's cute

CA91 9

Saturday 31 October 2020 0:09

Puppies poop 🤷🏼‍♀️ .... idk why they gave you a dirty look

Comments

diraven 15

Friday 30 October 2020 20:20

I can't wait to get back to the age where if I poop myself it's cute

Charlie Given 26

Friday 30 October 2020 23:37

As the old saying goes "SHIT HAPPENS" especially with kids and animals

CA91 9

Saturday 31 October 2020 0:09

Puppies poop 🤷🏼‍♀️ .... idk why they gave you a dirty look

sahhhs 4

Saturday 31 October 2020 2:32

Lol don’t be dramatic it’s a puppy, accidents will happen.

Yummi_913 18

Monday 2 November 2020 0:33

I used to work at a pet friendly store where pets would shit and pee on the floor constantly and we had waste stations everywhere specifically for this. We never had an issue with it UNLESS the owner just left it there or expected employees to clean it up for them. 85% of customers were snotty enough to do just that and it was infuriating. They deserve all the death glares. Though you don't sound like you were trying to avoid cleaning up after your pet so it's pretty uncalled for for them to have treated you that way.

Ellimac21 14

Saturday 14 November 2020 16:01

I have no idea why people gave you dirty looks... Because I mean, at least you picked it up. I am curious to know if those people would be like that if they saw someone not picking their dog's poop while taking a walk outside... Anyway, thank you for cleaning after your dog :) Like honestly, the world needs more people like you